SBURBSim

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"'Observer. Use this tool to build the dream you seek. Just remember - Now it's all your fault.'"SBURBSim is a text-based "game" that simulates the output of a SBURB session. Users can create their own faceless children (be they human or troll), choose their classpect, moon, chat handle and much more, before bidding said children a fond farewell as they forcefully throw them into the most treacherous battle of their young (and likely soon-to-be-over) lives.

The Character Creator
"'Robots are obviously superior to fleshy players.'"The character creator page is where you can bring children into existence before sending them off to be murdered by fate (read; their teammates, denizen, underlings, black queen, black king, Big Bads, a meteor shower etc). The character creation box is made up of five tabs.

The first tab is where you can choose you child's species, blood colour, hair, horns, classpect, moon and favourite number.

The second tab is where playing God gets exciting. You can decide if your child is destined to take a legendary nap. You can also decide if your child starts the session grimdark, as their dreamself, godtier, murdermode, post-murdermode, a robot, or dead.

The third tab is where you give your child a chat handle, and choose their interests for them.

The fourth tab gives you a summary of the child you have created.

The fifth tab lets the copy the data string for the child you've created, or input the data string of a previously-created child for a fast and convenient cloning process.

Once you have created your desired children, you can be responsible for sending them into SBURB.

The Session
"'The Maid of Time is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about how they seem to be going shithive maggots for no goddamned reason to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high.'"So, assuming you character-created in the optimum way (at least one time player, one space player and ten or less superfluous other players), your session should (hopefully) have nothing too game-breaking right off the bat.